Do Not Hire
I am fed up with the idiotic teachers and administrators of our educational establishment. From now on, when they do things are are stupid, I am going to assume that all of the children who attend their school have inherited that same stupidity. Therefore, I will never hire anyone who lists the following schools on their resume.
The first inductee to make it onto my Do Not Hire list is the Christina School District in Wilmington, Delaware. Recently, Zachary Christie, a six year old Cub Scout was suspended for 45 days for bringing his all-in-one camping eating utensil to school. A knife was part of the contraption. As you can see, he looks like one tough character. The Christina School District has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to bringing weapons to school. Their administration also has a zero intelligence policy when it comes to the application of common sense! Of course, Zachary is exempt from my hiring ban – he will no doubt come out of this ordeal a smarter person.